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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

BUGeeradha Oka Developer gaadi gaadha.........

 BUGeeradha Oka Developer gaadi gaadha.........

 

Chala mandi laage, baaga kashtapadi, entho serious ga Ameerpet lo unna Computer courses annitlo leg petti, finally oka genuine fake certificate sadhincha galiga. Interview panel kuda maa Ameerpet batch kavadam and nenu Interview room lo paavala ki Roopayi action cheyadam tho, naku oka MNC lo Offer letter ravadam, Govt. school lo Admission dorikinantha easy aipoindi.

Oka Development project ki nannu arpincharu. Na adjacent cubicle lo Punjabi papa Pinky undedhi. Java API lo unna classes kante ee papa ki unde sun glasses ekkuva. Ambani range papa ki nalanti dumb ni tho relation pettukunte mana  set avvadhu ani decide ayyi, local girl Mahalakshmi tho parichayaalu penchukodam start chesa. Google Earth lo kuda kanapadani oorlo putti perigina Mahalakshmi ki, enni Lakshmi Ganapathi films chusina tana English maatram anthantha maatrame . Anduke Client calls lo Tarakaratna cinema laga , ala vachi ala velpoyedhi. Call aina tarvata 'Bhagi Bhagi' (Yes, na peru Bhageeradh) ani touching ga pilichi ye maatram embarrassment lekunda requirement full ga cheppinchukunedhi. O step mundesi nenu tanani Mahi ani pilavadam modalu petta.

 

Sreesanth laga ardam lekunda aavesapade ma PL Yadgiri, Pinky tho wink chestu junky kaburlu cheptu timepass chese vaadu. Psycho ki ekkuva, sadist ki takkuva aina veediki, requirements ardam cheskokunda test cases rayadam oka hobby. Veedu raasina code ki chala saarlu Web server crash aindi.

Intha jarigina, Balakrishna cinemaalu tiyyadam aapaledhu, Yadgiri coding cheyyadam aapaledhu.

 

Team meetings lo Pinky, i7 processor laga chala fast ga English lo maatladesedhi. Nenu school lo eppudu outstanding (class bayata nilabette

vaaru) and B.Tech lo outgoing (bunk kotti bayata tirige vaadni), so anthaga English raakapoina, edo Vajpayee style lo aagi aagi maatlade vaadni. And Mahi, Telugu heroine la 'So', 'but' , 'Yeah' tega use chesthu, English lo tenses tho sambandam lekunda, chala tense avtu edo vaagedhi.

Yadgiri oka Opposition party laanti vadu. Prathi meeting lo team ni blame chestu maatho game aadukodam veedi habit. Rosaiah anni high command ki vadilesinattu, Yadgiri anni decisions Pinky ki vadile vadu.

 

O saari Ramayanam movie ki velli, story routine ga undani interval lo bayatakochesina Yadgiri ki baaga aakalesi Idli lo majjiga nanchukuni tinnadu. Idi chusi thattukolekapoina Hotel Owner akkadiki akkade bucket tannesadu. IPC lo ilaanti hathya ki ye section lekapovadam tho Yadgiri bayatapaddadu.

Boyle's law practically na meeda prove aindi. Work Pressure peragadam tho na body Volume taggindi and na meeda Mahi sympathy perigindi. Na kashtam chusi entho ishtam tho na Desk daggarochi biscuit lu tinipinchedi . Aa dusky eyes lo ki chustu unte, whisky taaginantha kick ekkedhi , but enduku le ani risk teesko ledhu. India GDP rate laaga nemmadiga ma intimacy perigindi.

 

 

Development phase lo ki move aindi project. Nee meeda love develop cheskunnanu ani cheppindi Mahi oka roju. Long term onsite vachinantha happy ga feel ayya. But intha short term lo idantha ela jarigipoindi ani adiga. Eric Segal 'Love Story' range narration ichi, 'I need you' andi.

But I can't feed you ani cheppaleka, Mahi neck meeda oka Peck petti symbolic ga acknowledgement icha.

 

Bonaal ki Yadgiri and family, Telangana tour plan cheskunnaru. Pinky ni manage cheyyamani 2 weeks vacation ki chekkesaadu Yadgiri. Ide chance ani nenu, Mahi .. Office nunchi early ga jump ayyi engine kaalipoyedaka bike meeda, kadupu pagile daka restaurants lo, bladder leak ayyedaka Coffee Shops lo, unna movies anni cover ayyevaraku multiplexes lo gadipaam.

Intikelli phone lo continue chesevallam . Nashtallo unna Airtel ni gattekkinchindi meme. Meme kanuka phone lo battery discharge ayyentha varaku, roju ki 10 gantalu maatladakapoyi unte ee roju Airtel ila undedhe kaadhu.

 

New Year celebrations lo Romeo-Juliet drama ki nannu, Mahi ni nominate chesaru. Paatra lo baaga jeevincha nenu. Entha ga ante pakka project Geeta na phone number adigentha . 'Nee bhrama kaakapothe adi just drama', ani cheppa. Aina sare Geeta naaku geeta vesindi. Nenu Geeta tho geeta daatipoyi maatladadam chusina Mahi, naku geetopadesam chesi maa iddari madhya oka adda geeta vesindhi. Daantho Geeta oka infinite loop lo padina variable laga naligipoindi. Mahalakshmi ki maha possessiveness ani maha happy ga feel ayya.

Pink ga unde Pinky yellow ga aipoindi. Jaundice ani cheppadu ta doctor.

"I'll b off 4 a week. u tak care of evrythng in da prj" ani o roju SMS chesindi. 1 week undi code delivery ki. Mahi ki requirements cheppe time lo James Cameron oka cinema teeyagaladu.

 

Migilindi nene kavadam tho, Code development start chesa. Intaku mundu eppudu teliyani runtime errors, JVM na dwaara telusukundi. Parsers tho parichayam cheskunna, Arrays tho aadukunna, Datatypes tho dance chesa, jar files tho car lo shikaar ku vella. Apollo pharmacy laga 24 hrs pani chesi, Long datatype la unde nenu, byte datatype la aipoya.

Inka kashtapadindi chalu, rest teeskodam best anipinchi Code ni Test cheyyamani Mahi ki icha. Strategic timeout leni T20 match antha quick ga complete chesindi Testing. Ala Code ni client mohaana kotti dark ayye daka Park lo undi Fork ane restaurant ki vellaam. Credit card geekithe "ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException" vachindani, Cash pay chesi, rash ga bike meeda Office ki return vachcham..

 

 

Mailbox open chesi, Client nunchi vachina mail chadiva. RGV cinema kante ekkuva violent ga undi mail. Summary entante, memu develop chesina code BUG introduce chesindi Production environment lo and database motham crash aindi ani.. Testing chesina Mahi darling ni pilichi chupincha mail. Naakem teeledantu CWG scam chesina Suresh Kalmadi antha innocent ga moham pettindi . Inthalo client call chesi Escalation raise chesta annadu.

Interpol 'Most Wanted' list lo na peru add aindi annantha bhayamesindi.

Matrix cinema Malayalam lo chusinattu ga antha confusion ga anipinchindi.

 

Next day Yadagiri gutta nunchi gundu kottinchukuni vachina Yaadgiri gunde pagilindi aa BUG mail chadivi. Ade roju return ayyi vachina Pinky, bakka chikkina KCR la aipoindi. Yaadgiri natho personal ga matladali ani room lo ki rammannadu. Pramadaanni munde pasigatti , Mahi involvement kuda undi indulo ani cheppa.

Room lo ki vella gane "Whats the reason for BUG, BUGeeradh ?"  ani adigaadu. Bikka moham tho Mahi vaipu donga chupulu chusa. But adi matram nene donga ani ededo cheppi convince chesesindi Yaadgiri ni. Nannu Project nunchi dhobbemani  Yaadgiri order chesadu. Chidambaram Telangana state ni declare chesinattu joke cheyyatledhu kada ani adiga. Na Employee details, database lo lekunda chesta ani mudhu ga cheppadu. Ikkada silence maintain cheyyakapothe violence ayyela undani

 

Aa BUG nannu BUGeeradh ni chesindi. Mahi tho relation finalize() cheskunna. Alaa kontha kaalam gadichindi. Inni jarigina, siggu lekunda Chiranjeevi politics nunchi Tollywood ki re-entry ichinattu, one fine day, lover boy image lo ki nenu re-entry icha. Geeta ki geeta veskundaam ani fix ayya. NULL String laga tana daggariki velthe baagodani, flowers, gifts konna tana kosam. Geeta ni invoke chesa (Ade, call chesa). Geeta kuturu Seeta ethindi . 'Public' ga unde Geeta 'Protected' aipoindani telsukunna .

 

Phone pettesa ..

 

Okka sari girrr ani flashback lo ki velli, BUGeeradh.compareTo(Bhageeradh) chesi chusa. 64-bit OS la unde nenu, DOS la ainanduku kaaranam aina andarni (including nannu) whole hearted ga thittukunna.

Alaa implement cheyani Interface la aipoindi na life.

 

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