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Hi Dear Friends,
Good News for 2008/2009/2010 Passouts....
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1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister" 2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone? Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle. 3. Innocent kid handling his breakup ... Main tumhe bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hun, par kya karun mummmy roj BAADAAM khila deti hai. Aur muje tumhaari YAAD fir see aa jaati hai 4. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment... . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs... 5. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once" 6. What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with . . . . "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN" 7. Ek aadmi ka ye sun kar heart fail ho gaya jab uski kaam waali bai ne kaha Saahab "Orkut pe muje b add kar lo" 8. Dada (Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa. Pota (Grand Son): Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun 2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ... ......... .. .. Aap khud he jaa k le aao. 9. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? ... .. . Sheep: NO, get lost. 10. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!! 11. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy. Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai. Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta. 12. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout "Mayaavati zindabaad 13. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya Waiter: What would you like to have sir ? Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother 14. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur. Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja. 15. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota. "Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota". 16. Galib ne GF ko date par bulaaya aur wo late ayi. GF: sorry, I am late. Galib: Falak pe chand sitaaron ko neend aa rahi hai, doosri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai. 17. Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha. Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta? Bachha: Ab bhaago. -- REGARDS, kishoreG
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I won't......
Promise....
But where on earth r u?
'CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA' ;-)...
Have a careful suicide.....
I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot, please?
Still didn't understand.. .
Neither did I......(May be a Bloody accident prone area).
Data Breaker?!?!? ! Which dictionary do they follow for English, I m sure not from Karpration skool's Dictionary J ?
For the first time in history?. Bottled water in a can :D?
(Chinese guys are a wonder !!!!!)
Kamaal hai Chinese log.......
Looks like one.....
Okay sir/madam... ...
Sorry i can't treasure the used one.....
Really can't?!!!
please hang these people
(Isko koi sulli pe chadha do yaar... )
R THEY UR RELATIVES??? ?
NICE TO MEET THEM...... ;-)?
Thanx for the Suggestion?!! !
Yes I WILL?..especially Chinese!!!
Hahahaha?
Died on the table? Thanks 4 ur Corporation. .!!
-------- Original Message -------- Subject: English in Chinese ;o) Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:44:48 +0530 From: Saravanan M To: *Hellos.....* * This is the most hilarious mail i ever found...:)* *…** the place to be for English teachers * [image: cid:image001.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* WELCOME FOR COMING!?* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image002.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* The Key to Existence is pushing **!* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image003.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* Excuse me??* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image004.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] I won't...... Promise.... But where on earth r u? ------------------------------ [image: cid:image005.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* 'CHILDREN MADE IN CHINA' *;-)... ------------------------------ [image: cid:image006.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] Have a careful suicide..... ------------------------------ [image: cid:image007.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* I'm NOT going to pay to trim the foot, please?* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image008.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* Still didn't understand.. . Neither did I......(May be a Bloody accident prone area).* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image009.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* Data Breaker?!?!? ! Which dictionary do they follow for English, I m sure not from Karpration skool's Dictionary J ?* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image010.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* For the first time in history?. Bottled water in a can :D?* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image011.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] (Chinese guys are a wonder !!!!!) Kamaal hai Chinese log....... ------------------------------ [image: cid:image012.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] Looks like one..... ------------------------------ [image: cid:image013.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] Okay sir/madam... ... ------------------------------ [image: cid:image014.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] Sorry i can't treasure the used one..... Really can't?!!! ------------------------------ [image: cid:image015.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] please hang these people (Isko koi sulli pe chadha do yaar... ) ------------------------------ [image: cid:image016.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] R THEY UR RELATIVES??? ? NICE TO MEET THEM...... ;-)? ------------------------------ [image: cid:image017.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* Thanx for the Suggestion?!! !* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image018.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] ------------------------------ [image: cid:image019.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620]* Yes I WILL?..especially Chinese!!!* ------------------------------ [image: cid:image020.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] Hahahaha? ------------------------------ [image: cid:image021.jpg@01CA9ADC.0CDB4620] Died on the table? Thanks 4 ur Corporation. .!! Tanks for riding the male....;) :P Hahhahahahaahaahhahahh............. i can't control *Saravanan.M * (: Back with Emails :) -- REGARDS, kishoreG