History

History of April 1st.

1st April is called as FOOL's day after the name of Steve April.

Steve April was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his life time.

He lost all his father's assets. Everyone started calling him as the Father of the Fools.

At the age of 19 he married a 61 aged woman. She divorced him after a year because of his foolishness.

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He also used to hear all kind of fake stories just like you ;-)
Happy April Fool's Day ;-))
 

Fw: A Letter to Dad (worth reading....)

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards,
Kishore GVK
Software Engineer
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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was  astonished to see the bed was nicely made and Everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:- Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend  Sam because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Sam and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Sam said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Sam is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Sam has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Sam taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Sam can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your loving daughter, Rosie. At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read: PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that   there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!

Fw: Another Problem Caused By Deforestation

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards,
Kishore GVK
Software Engineer
O:040-23415161[9am-7pm]
M:9440321499[before 9am-after 8pm]
http://www.spryindia.com

 

 

Really awesome..:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Great experience........Amazing !!!

 

 

A yacht was traveling in the south Pacific when the crew    came across a weird sight. Look at these photos and try to    imagine the thrill of experiencing this phenomenon. A BEACH? NO!!!!This is not a beach;   it is volcanic stones floating on the water.   WHERE IS THE VOLCANO?   UNBELIEVEABLE SITE SO TAKE PICTURES NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT THE WAKE OF MY SHIP   STAY ON THE EDGE OF THE WATER   then this was spotted   , ash & steam rising from the ocean.. And, while WE were watching...   A plume of black ash...HUGE CLOUD   . COVERING RED EVEN THIS FAR AWAY THEN THE SKY TURNS BLACK WITH ASH AND THE OCEAN GOLD WITH SUNS REFLECTION   OUT OF THE OCEAN MOUNTAIN PEAKS ARISE? MORE ERUPTIONS ASH AND CLOUDS   THE MOUNTAIN PEAKS RISE HIGHER WITHIN MINUTES A brand new island formed...   CREATION OF MOUNTAINS Can you imagine the thrill of being the    first & only people to see a new island being   created where    there was nothing before?

Thanks & Regards, ================ Ganesh Javvadi | ASE   - Testing | SPRY Resources India Pvt. Ltd | www.spryindia.com EMPOWERING IMAGINATION

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Tension prevailed in Hyderbad!!!

 

 

 

Thanks & Regards,
Kishore GVK
Software Engineer
O:040-23415161[9am-7pm]
M:9440321499[before 9am-after 8pm]
http://www.spryindia.com

Facts of life which applies on a salaried person

 

Bank Balance First Week : 10,000 Second Week : 1,000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto ("I can afford it") Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health") Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love") Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends") Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her") Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for") Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only") Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me") And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"       Thanks & Regards, ================ Ganesh Javvadi | ASE   - Testing | SPRY Resources India Pvt. Ltd | www.spryindia.com EMPOWERING IMAGINATION

April Fool's Day Wishes !!!

 

Thanks & Regards, ================ Ganesh Javvadi | ASE   - Testing | SPRY Resources India Pvt. Ltd | www.spryindia.com EMPOWERING IMAGINATION

 

Check Your Character

 

 

If your BIRTH DAY is.......   December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red   January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue   February 9th ~ February 18th = Green   February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown March 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime March 21st = Black   March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver April 21st ~ April 30th = White   May 1st ~ May 14th = Blue May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold May 25th ~ June 3rd= Cream   June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon June 24th = Grey June 25th ~ July 4th = Red July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue   August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green   August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime September 23rd = Olive   September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver October 24th ~November 11th = White November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold November 22nd ~ December 1st = Cream   December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon December 22nd = Teal   RED Cute and lovable type, You are picky but always in love... and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel. comfortable. Orange You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people.You always have goals to reach and you really work hard to get there, you are competitive. Your friends are really important to you and you appreciate what you have, you sometimes over react that's because you are sensitive. comfortable.   Yellow     You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of Romantic Relationship. Blue     You may have low self-esteem, and can be very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart. relationship.  Pink     You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale. relationship.    Green   You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person. Brown   You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well. Aqua     Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like traveling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and get lost in love easily, Sometimes get hurt by love. Lime   You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.   Black   You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different. Purple     You are Mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be Sad or Happy depending on your mood.You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times,and forget things easliy.You go for a person that's trustworthy. Navy   You are attractive, and love your life.You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted.Once you get angry at someone, its hard for you to forgive them. Olive You are warm and light hearted.You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like Violence and know what's right.You are Kind and cheerful but don't evny other people.   Silver   You are imaginative and fun, You love trying new things.You like to challenge yourself and you learn things easily, you're easy to talk to and give good advice.When comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them forever. Gold You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time. Cream   Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go or a long time. Grey ou are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up peoples day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor. Maroon You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to make things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people's feelings. But you be patient when it comes to love.. Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love. WHITE You are shiny person,cute and intelligent Person. You like to make friendship with your higher persons, which can sometimes cause trouble. Your Strength is Your Love towards friends.You always looks to love somebody and u be loved by somebody.Your Intelligency may lead to success in your life