Facts of life which applies on a salaried person

 

Bank Balance First Week : 10,000 Second Week : 1,000 Third Week : 100 Fourth week : 10 Conveyance First Week : Auto ("I can afford it") Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health") Girl friends First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love") Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends") Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her") Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" Mobile Maintenance First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for") Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only") Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me") And last....but not the least... Boozing First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!" Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi." Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?" Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"       Thanks & Regards, ================ Ganesh Javvadi | ASE   - Testing | SPRY Resources India Pvt. Ltd | www.spryindia.com EMPOWERING IMAGINATION