And after the Women's Day ...

A man was SICK and TIRED of going to     work every day while his      wife stayed home.   And further jealous of her, as she received lot of      Women's Day wishes and compliments He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:       "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours     while my wife      merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So,      please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.Amen!"     Poof!!!       God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.       The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.     He arose,       cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,       Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,       Packed their lunches, Drove them to school,     Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,           Took it to the cleaners And     stopped at the bank to make a deposit,       Went grocery shopping,     Then drove home to put away the groceries,       Paid the bills and balanced the check book...           He cleaned the cat's litter box and     bathed the dog.   Then, it was already 1.00pm         And he hurried to make the beds...         ...do the laundry...           vacuum, Dust, And sweep and      mop the kitchen floor...       ...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got      into an argument with them on the way home.     Set out milk and cookies and...         ...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,         set up the ironing board and watched TV     while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,     he began peeling potatoes and     washing vegetables for salad...       ...rolled meatballs and snapped       fresh beans for supper. After supper,     He cleaned the kitchen,     Ran the dishwasher...       ...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids,     And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,       He was exhausted and, though his daily chores     weren't finished, he went to bed where     he was expected to make love,     which he managed to get through without complaint.       The next morning,     he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:         "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.     I was so wrong to envy my      wife's being able to stay home all day.       Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"     The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:     "My son, I feel you have learned your      lesson and I will be happy to change     things back to the way they were.     You'll just have to wait NINE     MONTHS, though.     You got pregnant last night." GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN   WHO NEEDS A GOOD BELLY LAUGH   AND TO A MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT !!!

Thanks & Regards,

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Ganesh Javvadi

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