Fw: These r too good....!!!

 

 

 

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These r too good....

 

 

1. Rajasekhar's Hit movie Gorintaku, Next movie Karivepaku, Next

Tamalapaku, Next Vistharaku, Next Road meeda paaku.....

 

 

 

 

2. Teacher : Children whom do you hate the most?

UKG Boy : Raja Ram Mohan Roy

Teacher : Oh God ! why do you hate him?

UKG Boy : He abolished child marriage..

 

 

 

3. Six things boys do in exam hall

a. Counting No. of Girls

b. Sighting the lady invisilator

c. Counting windows and doors

d. Seeing the brand name of the pen

e. Feelings for wasting yesterdays night by studying.

f. Think to study well atleast for next exam

 

 

 

Six things girls do in exam hall ( Even though they dont know

answers)

a. Write

b. Write

c. Write

d. Write

e. Write.

f. Write

 

Crazy girls ... They act more :P

 

 

 

4. Once Einsten was reading in class. A scorpion bit his toe but he

continued reading with concentration. When sir asked him, he said that

the scorpion bit him on toe not on mind, so he did not lose

concentration. Friend this is what we call as

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Over Action..... :P

 

 

 

 

5. Meeru podduna lechi muggurini lepandi. Aa muggurini maro muggurini

lepamanandi. Elaga LAZY NESS ni INDIA nunchi toledam.

 

 

NOTE: Nannu matram lepoddu…:D

 

 

 

 

 

6. Boy friend : kal tumhare ghar gaya tha... mujhe nahi lagta hamari

shadi hogi......

 

Girl friend : kyu ? papa se mila?

 

Boy friend : nahi tumhari behen se mila......... ;)

 

 

 

8. Balayya meets aishwarya in Filmfare awards

 

Balayya : sorry aishwarya naaku english theliyadu , Hindi

Theliyadu

 

Aish : sorry naku nuvvu evaro theliyadu ...

 

 

9. James Bond suicides after waching balakrishna film ... u know y?

 

Balaih had empty revolver, villan fired at balaiah,

 

Balaih catches da bullet puts it in his revolver and shoots the villan....

 

Then villan dies .....

 

crazy balayya

 

 

 

 

10. 1 day balayya was drinking water

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Ante ! balayya neellu kuda taagoddha ??

 

Deentlo kuda joke kavala?? This is 2mch. :P :D