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1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog. The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor. The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,e.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.Then he said them to do the same.The students hesitated for several minutes.But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said: The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger.Now learn to pay attention. Moral: Life is tough but it's a lot tougher  when you are not paying attention

 

 

 

 

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